(Chunkygal, Angel, Asinine, Perky Breasts, and Daruk have joined the chat)
Asinine: well looks like we are stuck with these
Chunkygal: I could get used to this
Perky Breasts: I DONT EVEN HAVE BREASTS
Angel: yeah you do, you have chicken breasts
Perky Breasts: -_-
Daruk: I want mine to be changed...
Asinine: we can't we're stuck with what we have
Angel: hah...
Perky Breasts: well we have to get back at the one who made this permanent
Asinine: problem is we don't know for sure who did it
Angel: my guess is Storm
All: *nod*
Daruk: so what're we gonna do?
Asinine: hmmm
Angel: WAIT
Asinine: wut
Angel: has anyone seen Link?
All: O-O
Chunkygal: where is he?
Angel: I'll go look for him
(Angel has disconnected)
Perky Breasts: I say we tape a knife to her chair
Asinine: we're not trying to kill her, just embarrass her!
Perky Breasts: -_- fine
Chunkygal: I have an idea
All but Chunkygal: WUT IS IT
Chunkygal: we use my favorite ship
Perky Breasts: which is...?
Chunkygal: SINK!
Asinine and Daruk: YES
Perky Breasts: ew no
Asinine: *squints* why are YOU saying that?
Perky Breasts: well...she's MY girl
Chunkygal: oh yeah you two went off together one day...I never found out what you guys did...
Perky Breasts: None of your business! But it was great...
Ink: hey don't you go making something out of nothing birdbrain
Perky Breasts: /// you saw that?!
Ink: I see everything
Asinine: that's only a little creepy, are you sure you're not that weird monkey from a while ago?
Ink: Absolutely
Asinine: *squints suspiciously* ok then...
Ink: in any case, you are NOT using that dumb ship, Storm never should've made it in the first place...dang dragons and their shipping needs...
Chunkygal: hey! I get credit for that ship!
Ink: do you...? *raises eyebrows*
Chunkygal: I thinks so...*stares off thoughtfully*
Ink: well I'm done here
(Ink has left the chat)
Perky Breasts: hmph
(Angel and Devil have joined the chat)
Angel: Found him, the little monster
Devil: you seriously had to drag me back here?
Angel: yes, you're a champion and we have important business to attend to
Devil: ugh what is it
Asinine: *rubs hands together evilly* a revenge plan on Storm
Devil: IM IN
Perky Breasts: hopefully he actually has some good ideas
Devil: I DO
Daruk: he does
Chunkygal: *facepalms*
Angel: alright spit it out
Devil: WE SHOULD GET HER STUCK IN A POT
All: YES
Devil: ok I'm gonna make a new chat where I'll explain my plan come on
(All have disconnected)
Ink: well that's easier said than done *shrugs* well I'll just let them figure that out the hard way lol
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