(Zelda, Link, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and 3 others have joined the chat)
Link: no no no who made this chat?!
Zelda: me, genius
Link: b-but why?
Zelda: they're STUPID, especially when YOU make them
Riju: I gotta side with the princess on this one
Paya: but I think Link's chats are adorable!
Urbosa: if not chaotic...
Link: ok ok so maybe some of them got a little out of hand-
Zelda: A LITTLE?!
Mipha: yeah the pots were a bit much
Riju: hmm has anyone ever noticed that there aren't any pots in Gerudo Town?
Everyone: 0_______0
Link: YOU'RE RIGHT!
Urbosa: so that's why he never really visits...
Mipha: but what if there were at one time and he broke them all and they were never replaced?????
Riju: hmmmm
Link: 😏
Urbosa: !
Mipha: hey wait where are Daruk and Revali? They need to see this too
Revali: I'm right here, fish!
Daruk: sorry I was busy...I found these really tasty rocks...
Revali: what do you need us for? 😒
Zelda: No more chats, period!
Daruk: ooooohhhhhh I get it! The princess wanted to tell us all that she's on her period! Congratulations!
Zelda: WHAT?! NO!
Link: what?! Why didn't you tell me before!
Zelda: N-no! That's not it! It was just a figure of spee-
Urbosa: oh princess, why didn't you just-
Zelda: SHUT UP!!!
(Zelda has deleted the chat forever)
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If LoZ Characters Could Text (plus some other random characters!!)
RandomYes. Its one of those if fictional characters could text things. I welcome myself to the club. Let's see what happens. Man, this sounds so grim and unexciting. I'll just get to it. *long sigh* Okay so I just wanted to say something after...I don't e...
