(Author's note: I'm back from the grave...again lol. This story is hella old and I just felt the need to update it. I've been trying to get back into writing, but I know that I'm rusty so I wanted to start on something simple and silly like this. I was reading all the chapters on here before and cringing, so why not add a new one to hate later? I think it'll just be me apologizing for my old self's actions, since I feel the need to redeem myself. Those poor things have been through a lot. Alright, I guess I'll use my old outro: INK OUT!)
Revali: *brushes off feathers and hauls himself up* Wha...where are we?
Urbosa: *also getting up* I could say the same thing-
Zelda: *looking around* The Sorry Chat?? Wait...our names are normal again!
Revali: Curse those old ones...and the person that supposedly made them permanent
Daruk: My old friends! Wherever have you been!
Zelda: In the void of writer's block, it seems. The others...where are they?
Link: I'm here...damn, this feels like the Shrine of Resurrection all over again.
Mipha: I think I understand how you must've felt then, Link
Ink: Hey guys, I-
Revali: YOU! YOU TERRIBLE THING! YOU DID THIS TO US!
Urbosa: *prepares lightning*
Revali: YES! STRIKE HER DOWN! LET HER FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR-
Urbosa: That's enough, Revali. It's meant for you. Let her speak.
Zelda: After what she's done?
Ink: Please-I wanted to apologize. I did some bad things to you guys. I was young and naive then. But I've changed, I promise.
Link: It could've been worse...
Revali: Seriously? You think that's any kind of consolation? We deserved better.
Zelda: Some of us...
Daruk: It was never a problem for me!
Zelda: Yeah, for you.
Mipha: Well, I for one forgive you, Ink.
Urbosa: As do I.
Ink: You don't have to-
Revali: And the sensible of us won't-
Zelda: BUT we'll try. And if Urbosa has it in her heart to forgive you, then I will try to as well.
Revali: Tch. Did you even pay attention?
Zelda: Gee, it's not like we had to or anything.
Ink: I really am sorry.
Link: ...it's fine.
Mipha: I'm just glad we got that over with...
Zelda: Same here.
Revali: Hmph.
Ink: Seems like we're done here
(Everyone has left the chat)
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If LoZ Characters Could Text (plus some other random characters!!)
LosoweYes. Its one of those if fictional characters could text things. I welcome myself to the club. Let's see what happens. Man, this sounds so grim and unexciting. I'll just get to it. *long sigh* Okay so I just wanted to say something after...I don't e...
