Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it, a lot! I just didn't expect to fuck an almost human Fox that is really a raggedy doll.
"That's one off the bucket list."
Benny: "What is?"
"OhShit! Please don't do that, why are you in my room?"
Benny: "I thought I heard someone screaming... Maybe it wasn't a scream of danger..."
"Fuck off."
Benny: "Who was the lucky gal, Jane?"
"No, you can keep her"
I winked at her and she frowned.
Benny: "Go eat an ass."
I grinned at her
"In your dreams."
She walked out of the room and flipped me off as she left.
I looked at the time, 5:00 A.M. I swear that thing is too fast.
I was so fucking tired and I had no sleep.
On the plus side I fucked a psycho doll.
I just went down stairs and watched some TV. I wonder what day it is, before I got here, it was my birthday soon!
On the TV screen, where there should have been a day of the week and date, there were a bunch of quickly changing scribbles.
That's it, I had to talk to Slenda. I had no fucking idea how time worked here.
I took a wild guess as to where she was and checked the kitchen.
I was right, Slenda was in the kitchen.
"Hey Slenda, how does time work here? I want to know what day it is."
Slenda: "Time is experienced 3x faster unless you have a sudden rush adrenaline, then it is slowed down by x2. You should also know that even though it is faster, a day here is 1 month on Earth. I know what you are thinking, we have birthday celebrations but you don't actually age."
under breath "Then that would mean... Wow. I didn't expect to last that long. I feel bad for Tails.
Slenda: "What?"
"So I will stay the same age, forever?"
Slenda: "No, you will physically grow and learn but your physical body will not change. You will feel like a young man for as long as you stay here."
"Wow. Can I have breakfast please?
What you made yesterday again please, that was delicious.
Oh, but can you add a little caffeine into it? I'm a little drowsy still."
Slenda smiled.
Slenda: "Of course, Y/N."
I waited in the living room and sat at the dining table. Jackie was waiting there.
"Slenda is in the kitchen, if you want breakfast."
She looked at me, but I couldn't tell her expression. The mask was blocking my view.
Jackie: "I know, I'm just not very hungry..."
"Oh ok, you should get what I am having! It's delicious! ...Porridge is vegan, right?"
Jackie laughed a little bit.
Jackie: "Slendas? Not exactly..."
That was unnerving. It was probably just a question that was obvious to vegans.
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