My Life As A Proxy (Discontinued)

I Finished My Breakfast

Slenda took my plate and took it into the kitchen.

Slenda: to self "I don't see why you want to make breakfast, it's just more work for you..."

I made sure no-one was around.

"Because I don't want your tit milk in my cereal!"

She said nothing and washed the plates.

"Scoot, here boy!"

I looked around and didn't see him.

"Hey, Slenda, did you see where Scoot went?"

She pointed one of her tendrils towards the stairs.

"Thanks."

I walked upstairs and started looking for Scoot.

He wasn't in my room so I went to Tails.

"Hey Tails, where is Scoot?"

Tails: "He is in the ward."

"What?! Are you mad? Zero is in there!"

She just looked casual.

"You are just so- Forget it, I'll get him!"

I ran into the ward and saw Scoot yapping at Zero.

Zero: annoyed "Can you take this thing away? It's getting annoying!"

I picked Scoot up and walked out, Slenda and Nurse Ann were coming in.

Nurse Ann: "Y/N, stay. I'll teach you some medical procedures."

"But Scoot needs-"

Nurse Ann picked him up and then stared him in the eyes.

Nurse Ann: "Go to Tails. Then stay."

He placed him down and he ran directly to Tails' room.

"What the fu-?"

Slenda: "She is quite good with animals."

We walked in and Nurse Ann looked confused.

Nurse Ann: "Why isn't Scarecrow awake yet?"

Zero: "She won't talk until she is out of the bed."

Nurse Ann: sternly "Then I guess she won't talk."

Slenda: "Where is Alice? Why hasn't she came back yet?"

Zero: "Cos she isn't awake yet! I'm not tired so she won't wake up."

Nurse Ann: "I assumed she would have run out of energy by now but it seems she has only lost a little... At this rate Alice will be back in a few months. There is of course, another way..."

She looked at me.

Slenda: "Yes, of course. Y/N, please grab Zero until she falls asleep."

"Seriously? Okay..."

Zero: "I won't bite. Much. I may scratch though..."

I walked over and touched her arm, then grabbed it with pressure.

Zero: "Hey, no need to get handsy!"

Slenda: "I can see you're being a gentleman, which is nice, but please just use more force. I.E. Cover he mouth and hold her still."

I did as she said and Zero struggled a bit more.

"Hey!"

She tried to bite my hand and narrowly failed.