A (mostly) lighthearted rant book by me. Join me in reveling and reviling every terrible cliche and odd writing cliche known to wattpad.
This book may include rants about:
-wattpad
-cliches
-bad characters
-bad stories
...
Wattpad is absolutely saturated with Werewolf content.
And, why?
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Honestly, I couldn't say.
Now, don't get me wrong. I don't have anything against werewolves. In fact, I think the mythology is quite interesting and there are some bomb stories involving them.
Wattpad's not usually where you find those kinds of stories.
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It's all the same cliched nonsense and it's so irritating.
In fact, there's so much to say about it, I'm gonna categorize this chapter by each of my (many) problems with them. This is gonna be a long one, kids, so buckle up, get revved up, and get ready to f*cking go.
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#1. The story!
I feel like almost every werewolf story I've read is a copy/paste version of the exact same formats every single time. (And I've read a lot in my time on this site). Very seldom do these books deviate from formula.
Let's go through some, shall we?
--"Regular" human girl is mated to a werewolf. Don't worry, she's not really so normal. In fact, she's usually the first human mate ever or the reincarnated moon goddess or a werewolf in disguise.
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