A (mostly) lighthearted rant book by me. Join me in reveling and reviling every terrible cliche and odd writing cliche known to wattpad.
This book may include rants about:
-wattpad
-cliches
-bad characters
-bad stories
...
A/N #1: It's been awhile since I've uploaded, y'all.
In my defense, I've been seriously busy. Work, school, got a car, Christmas. There's been a lot going on lately and trying to get back into the groove of things these past few weeks has been kind of rough. Especially getting back into writing.
But, I'm trying you guys, so here we go! Return to the rants! Complaining - the only thing I'm good at ( ; _;)
A/N #2: Directioners please don't kill me. This is just a joke.
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I had this idea for a series in this book where I basically make fun of fandoms. None of this should be taken seriously. I'm planning on make fun of fandoms I'm a part of too so it's not an attack.
In honor of the good humor in which I made this, let's dive in shall we. (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ
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Directioners are wild.
I mean that so literally. They are boderline feral.
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One Direction disbanded in December 2015. It's been four years. We're going into the next decade. But there fans are still going strong. Especially on Wattpad.
Every time I so much as touch the fanfiction section Wattpad I'm slammed by a plethora of 1D stories.
Guys.
Guys.
I appreciate the dedication, I do. But...
IT's been FOUR YEARS.
I get that you love them. But let it go.
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It's not even like the books that focus on one of the boys. Those books exist, obvs, but I'm talking about the books still being written on one direction as a band.
The fact that my homepage is flooded by them is confusing. Clicking on this app is like stepping through a time portal to 2013. JEez-uS.
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I'm not saying you can't like their music. I'm not - nor have I ever been, for that matter - I massive stan, but I can appreciate some of their songs. I'm not saying let that part go.
But, let's face the reality of the situation shall we?
1D is dead and the fanfics should die with it.
R.I.P. Here lies Liam, Niall, and Louis They're not dead but the media's sure been acting like it since Harry and Zayn left 'em high and dry~~ （;_ ; ）
————— Again, this is a joke. This whole book is really, but these chapters especially are gonna be more light-hearted joking because generally fandoms as a whole aren't the problem. It's either the material being fanned over or a portion of said fandom.
The one direction fandom, as... dedicated as they can be, are usually pretty nice people.
I don't hate one direction or any of their fans. Please don't cancel for me for having a lol, thanks.
P.S. Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah or Happy Holidays. Whether you celebrate anything or not, Christmas time is like one of my favorite times of the year, so I hope you're all feeling the spirit and having a good time! :D
