A (mostly) lighthearted rant book by me. Join me in reveling and reviling every terrible cliche and odd writing cliche known to wattpad.
This book may include rants about:
-wattpad
-cliches
-bad characters
-bad stories
...
As if I would go after werewolves and not vampires.
Ha! Have you seen the state of the vampire genre on Wattpad?
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My problems with the the vampires are kind of all over the place so instead of separating the problems into sections, I'm just gonna rip into them one cliche at a time.
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1. Slave Girls
So, I'd say at least 96% of all vampire stories on Wattpad are about slave girls falling in love with their owner.
Le why?
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What is cute about one person owning another? I'd argue nothing, but clearly a large portion of this website disagrees.
I can't actually vouch for this since I have no personal experience, but everything I've ever heard and read about actual incidents of slavery lead me to believe it's neither pleasant nor romantic. I can only speak for myself, but there is no way on earth (this or any other) that I would let some dïckhead with a blood fetish treat me like his personal footstool only for him to turn around and try to feel me up.
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