Everything is Red

Chapter 8 - Welcome to my Casa!

Wade sighed a deep and hardy sigh as he felt the warm water hit his skin, he closed his eyes as he tilted his head back letting the water hit his face.  Letting out another long sigh he turned his back towards the shower head letting the water roll down his back. Reaching up to his face he used his hands to wipe the water from his eyes and brush it down his face, he hesitated when he felt the scarred skin underneath his fingertips. Quickly removing his hands he placed them on the cold tile in front of him and once again sighed out loudly. Wade was well aware of his scarred skin it was hard to forget about but in some strange way, it still felt as if he was re-discovering the scars that covered his body every time he caught a glimpse of it in a mirror or felt it underneath his touch. The haunting images that would cross his mind were reminders of his past and while he tried to remedy the pain with his own twisted form of humor nothing could ever erase those memories from his mind. Warm water dripped down the sides of his face caressing his face gently as he stared down at his feet.    Absently he stared at the space between his feet, his eyes remained there for a while as he tried to just escape his own mind.

Anyways! Enough feeling bad for myself!   Wade thought as he snapped back up to a standing position grabbing a pink sparkly loofah off of the shelf that sat in the shower.  He dumped a little to much liquid soap onto the loofah and got back to enjoying his shower lathering his body up in soap. This specific shower was well needed, he was covered in enough foul literal shit that it would make even the vultures wretch in disgust.  Early that day Wade and Spidey had been hot on the heels of a giant lizard that Spidey had mentioned to be his friend.  The supposed lizard friend decided it would be a good idea to descend into the foulest place in all of NYC. No, not the subway system, no that would have been welcomed after their morning.  The scaley giant had decided to head into the sewers of the big city.  The lizard, unfortunately, refused to come with them without a fight, needless to say, a giant lizard is fairly strong. The ensuing fight covered the two supers in god knows what and neither Wade or Spidey stuck around long enough to find out.  They had both split ways after turning the lizard over to S.H.I.E.L.D, both of them literally running home to their showers.

Wade whistled and slid around in the shower chuckling to himself as he sang out as loud as he could the classic Dolly Parton song 9 to 5.  Singing out with glee he scrubbed under his arms, watching as nothing but brown muddy water rushed down the drain back into the sewers where it belonged. He was rewarded for his lovely performance with a loud stomp from above as his upstair neighbor screamed down at him to 'shut the fuck up'.  Wade laughed as he quietly whistled to himself the song where he had just been so rudely interrupted.  A knock could be heard from upstairs as Wade listened to his neighbor stomp across the floor towards his front door.  Wade could hear the door aggressively swing open followed by a 'what the hell do you want?'.  Wade heard the door slam shut as his dick head of a neighbor walked back to his favorite chair.  A clack of the floor indicated he had sat his fat ass into the chair as it rocked back and forth making a loud clacking noise.   A  loud pop caused the clacking to stop, a string of cussing filled the building.  Wade chuckled as he continued to scrub his body, he picked up where he left off with his song, singing out loud again.

Whoever invented glitter bombs needs to be handed an award!

Yeah, the hard part is getting the cocaine in it though, they really need to offer that as an option online!

You would think he would learn his lesson from the ten other times we mailed him one of those.

I'm inclined to think he actually is starting to enjoy them.

Wade chuckled as he rinsed the remaining gunk and soap off of himself, he turned the shower off and threw the shower curtain back.  He grabbed a whitish towel that sat hanging on the towel rack next to the shower, he dried himself off.   Wade took the towel and wrapped it around his lower half as he stepped out of the shower into his small bathroom. The bathroom was only big enough to hold one shower, a toilet, and a small sink.  The bathroom only had enough space for Wade to stand next to the sink comfortably other than that he would find himself bumping into his toilest or shower.