Sheila
Here lies inebriated Sheila
You had your last shot of tequila
Staggered from the bar, hit by a car
The poor EMT had to peel ya
Lynette
Here lies Lynette
A ravishing brunette
The pit band was jealous
She attracted all the fellas
They killed her with her clarinet
Kate
Here lies Kate
Al fresco dining is how she ate
Someone started to yell
When the air conditioner fell
But by then it was really too late
James
Here lies James
Was addicted to video games
His wife became bored
Strangled him with the cord
Nintendo is all that she blames
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Park Bench Poetry
PoetryTake a leisurely stroll through the park, sit on a bench facing the pond, and watch the ducks frolicking around the fountain. A woodpecker taps at a weeping willow, and a great blue heron takes flight from a small island in the pond. In these peacef...