Welcome to Bottom Of The Barrel
the premier discount dating service.
Our goal is to find your bae among
the half-wits, deranged, and the nervous.
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We'll scrape you up a friend,
and as a special dividend,
we remove all the goo,
even the slimy residue.
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Unfortunately, a wifey wannabe
in a desperate attempt,
will aid, and flatter you irresponsibly.
Then our warranty's exempt.
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Park Bench Poetry
PoetryTake a leisurely stroll through the park, sit on a bench facing the pond, and watch the ducks frolicking around the fountain. A woodpecker taps at a weeping willow, and a great blue heron takes flight from a small island in the pond. In these peacef...
