Bangtan Shorts | Pickup Lines

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Namjoon
"Jin if you held up Luca and Kika in a mirror, you'd be looking at the 3 cutest things in the world."

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"... "

"Did you just say I look like a dog?"

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Jin
"Namjoon, are you Australian? 'cause you've got all my koala-fications."

"I'm not but Koya is."

"God dammit Joon."

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Yoongi
"Hey Jimin, are you a speeding ticket? 'cause you've got fine written all over you."

".. "

".."

"How much is it this time?"

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Hoseok
"I thought happiness began with an H. Why does mine start with U?"

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Jimin
"Yoongi, if I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"I'm working on a song, I'm not going anywhere for a while."

"I stand by my word."
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Taehyung
"Hey Jungkook is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin it."

"Great now I want McDonald's."

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Jungkook
"Did you swallow magnets? 'cause you're attractive."

"... Oh my god did I?"

A/N: Soooo long story short I wanted to add little funny skits in this book so boom I'll do these when I'm bored. None of these are canon to the series itself.

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