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Namjoon - The one that always corrects you

"Be right back! Me and Yeontan are going for a walk!"

"Don't you mean "Yeontan and Me"? Taehyung?"

"What? N-"

"Saying "Me and Yeontan" shows that you respect yourself more than him because you are putting yourself before him. Tell me Taehyung, if there were to be a fire, would you save him or yourself?"

"Hi-"

"Exactly. Therefore you would use Yeontan's name first. Got it? "

"B-"

"Great! Okay enjoy your walk."

Jin - Parent of the group

"Jungkook and I are going swimming! See you guys later!"

"I don't think so! It is freezing outside! Put these on, you'll be warmer. "

After Taehyung and Jungkook put on the full body swimsuit that any normal person wouldn't wear.

"There! Isn't that much better to swim in! Wouldn't want you to get sick! "

"Hyung..... It's 90 degrees outside..."

Yoongi - The anti-social one

"Yoongi come down stairs the guests are here."

"Hyung, no, let me just stay under this blanket and be the rock I was born to be."

"Don't be rude! Come and say hi at least! "

"I will send it through telepathy."

Hoseok - The sunshine (You saw this coming)

"Hey why is it so gloomy in here?"

"Taehyung is mourning the fact that he couldn't get any Panda Express today because of how busy we were."

"Awww is that true Taehyung?"

".... "

"I take your silence as a yes. Well what if I told you that I have some in the kitchen?"

"You do?"

"If you use your imagination then of course!"

"PANDA EXPRESS!!"

Yoongi covers his eyes

"God, why is it so bright in here."

Jimin - The highkey sassy one

"Someone help me get this jar from the top shelf please!"

A wild Jungkook has appeared

"Here you go, hyung. You know if this keeps up then well have to buy you a step ladder."

"Watch what you say or I'll kick your shins bunny boy."

Taehyung - The child at heart

Suga walks into the living room with Taehyung standing on the couch.

"Hyung you're on fire!! Oh no you're sinking!!! Jump on something!!"

"What are you talking about?"

"The floor is lava!! Can't you see? You're dying!! Nooo!"

"The floor is wood Taehyung, wood."

"Gosh you have no imagination."

"I have a sense of dignity."

"You're no fun. Dignity isn't fun either."

Jungkook - The one who says/does stupid things

"I declare we have at least 6 hours of sleep everyday!"

"Jungkook get down from the table."

"We shall start a revolution!"

"Your foot is in my food, I won't hesitate to throw you off."

"Try me shorty."

"KICK TO THE SHINS I SAY! KICK TO THE SHINS!"

A/N:WHEN DID THIS REACH 1K+ READS AND WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THANKYOUSOMUCH

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