Meeting Marshall Mathers: The Slim Shady Era

Chapter 101

"Turd brain!! Stinky butt!!" Marshall shouted from the sofa, I grinned as both girls came running in,
"Attention!" He put his hand up to his head being 'goofy dad'

"Sir yes sir!" They both copied him,

"That's my girls" he grinned and opened up his arms for them to each sit on one of his legs,

"What's the matter poopy?" Hailie tapped him on the end of his nose three times,

"What's the matter? Well... a little birdie tells me it's someone's birthday next week" He looked at her, she squinted at him,

"Daddy it's my birthday!" She smiled,

"It sure is, so we need to think of an idea for your party"

"Clowns are fun!" Alaina blurted,

"Rollerblading daddy!"

"Rollerblading? Really?" He frowned,

"That would be super cool too!" Alaina agreed,

"So you want your birthday at a rollerblading rink?" He asked to be sure,

"That's what I said" she held out her hands like a cute little diva,

"Hey, talk like that again and you'll have no feet to skate on!" She did a high pitched laugh as he threw her back and pretended to eat her foot, he was such a good dad, I loved seeing him in dad mode, there was something weirdly attractive about it too,

"Can we go back to playing now?" Alaina asked,

"Sure" he dismissed them and they vanished within a blink,

"You're so good at that" my smile remained,

"Good at what?" He handed me the laptop,

"Being a dad. What am I doing with this?" I puzzled as he plugged the charger in,

"We're gonna find a place to hire out" he joined me back on the sofa,

"Okay, confused?" I looked at him funny,

"For Hai's birthday dummy" he pulled a dumb face at me! But it was so cute,

"No I know but why do you need me to do this?" I turned it on, it began to load,

"You got a problem doing it?"

"No, but I just thought you'd like to sort this, being dad of the year" I tapped my nails on the keys,

"I'm dad of the goddamn century. And you know I can't fuck around with all this"

"All of this? It's just a laptop.." I chuckled as I opened up the Internet,

"Yeah but it's... you know"

"No? What?" I took my eyes off the screen and teased him,

"Just find some place" he ushered me off the subject,

"Can you not work a laptop?" My grin was now prominent,

"What? Course I do" he laughed,

"Oh my god, you can't, can you?" I now had no desire to surf the Internet now that I could tease him,

"Course I can, you just.. click on some thing's and..."

"And you called me a dummy?" I put the laptop to one side and straddled him,

"What you say?!" He tipped me backwards!

"I'm gonna fall!" I laughed being upside down, prepped up by his legs beneath my back,

"What's in here then?" He put his hand down the front of my joggers!! I managed to use my stomach muscles to bring me bolt up right,

"Cheeky!" I giggled, we both kissed and then butterflies flared from the pit of my stomach as I felt his groin underneath mine,