Transformers Prime Bloopers and Oneshots

Stuck

*somehow team prime and the decepticons got stuck together in a single room, luckily large enough for all of them*

Knockout: Great we're stuck with you autoscums

Ratchet: Blame your oh mighty Lord Megatron

Megatron: Me?! It was Prime's fault for following a butterfly that landed on a red button

Optimus: *gasps* Don't blame Jerry like that!

Megatron: I wasn't blaming the butterfly, I was blaming you! Not only that but you named the stupid thing?

Ratchet: You're the one that started the fight anyways

Megatron: Shut up nurse

Ratchet: *threateningly holds a wrench* What did you call me?

Megatron *shivers* nothing

Arcee: Well since we're stuck in here, I hate to say this but why not do something instead of fighting

Jack: Yeah, just until we find a way out

Megatron: Whatever

Miko: *grabs board games out of nowhere* Ooo looks guys, I found some board games

25 minutes later:

*Optimus, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Megatron and Starscream are playing monopoly, the humans, Arcee, Bulkhead, Knockout and Breakdown are playing cards and Soundwave is well just standing in a corner watching everyone silently*

Starscream: *wins* HA! I LORD STARSCREAM HAS WON AND BEATEN MEGATRON!

Optimus: D:

Bumblebee: ;-;

Ratchet: *rolls optics*

Megatron: *flips table* WHAT NO YOU CHEATED!

Starscream: NO I DIDN'T!

Megatron: YES YOU DID YOU LIAR!

Starscream: AM NOT!

Megatron: YES YOU LIE ALL THE TIME YOU FRAGGER!

Optimus and Bumblebee: *gasps* Ooooo you said a bAD wOrD!

Megatron and Starscream: SHUT THE FRAG UP!

Bumblebee: *cries*

Optimus: HEY YOU MADE BUMBLEBEE CRY! *hugs the smol child*

Ratchet: *throws wrenches at both decepticons* How dare you hurt Bumblebee's feelings and secondly, LANGUAGE, THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!

Megatron and Starscream: LIKE I CARE!

Meanwhile with everyone else:

*screaming can be heard behind them and the sound of objects colliding with helms*

Bulkhead: Glad we're not over there

Knockout: True

Miko: They look like they're having fun

Jack: I'm not sure screaming at each other and tackling is "fun"

Bulkhead: *accidentally breaks something*

Ratchet: *from the other side of the room* BULKHEAD I NEEDED THAT! *goes back to telling at Megatron*

Bulkhead: oops, at least he's too busy throwing wrenches at them

Raf: Yeah...

Knockout: *puts down cards* Yes I win!

Miko: Awwww

Arcee: Hmph

Breakdown: Dangit

Soundwave: *slams down his cards and says in Knockout's voice* I win

Miko: AHHH ITS SLENDERMAN *runs away*

Bulkhead: *runs after Miko* Miko come back!

Jack and Raf: ...

Knockout: Where the heck did you come from

Soundwave: *stares intensely at him*

Knockout: Nevermind...

Everyone is finally free:

Megatron: FREEDOOOOMMM *hugs Optimus*

Optimus: Yay! *hugs back*

Everyone staring at the two: O-o

Optimus and Megatron: *pulls aways and looks to the side awkwardly while coughing*

Ratchet: Lovely but I'm going home now