Cactus or Dirt

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[Name]: hey Starscream, would you rather kiss a cactus or a piece of dirt?

Starscream: the pits is that suppose to mean?!

[Name]: I would rather a piece of dirt because cactuses are prickly and they would hurt my lips whereas dirt only taste bad

Starscream: ...you need therapy

[Name]: *mumbles* says the one who believes he would make an amazing leader and beat Megatron...

Starscream: what

[Name]: what


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