Grocery Shopping with Ratchet

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*Ratchet, Optimus, Wheeljack, Raf and Miko in the grocery store*

Ratchet: *looks dead inside* Why do I have to do this? More importantly, why did all of you come?!

Miko: Oof

Optimus: wHaT's wRonG wItH uS hUh?!

Wheeljeck: You're so mean sunshine

Ratchet: Don't call me sunshine

Wheeljack: Okay...sunshine c:

Ratchet: ...

5 minutes later:

Optimus: *points to a rubber duckie* Ratchet can I get that?

Ratchet: No

Optimus: *points to a star wars sword* What about that?

Ratchet: No

Miko: *points to chocolate* Ooooooo I want this!

Ratchet: No! That's unhealthy

Miko: Awww

Wheeljack: Can I get those grenades?

Ratchet: I- What in the pits no! Why do they even have grenades in a grocery store???

Wheeljack: I dunno

Optimus: Can't we get anything?

Ratchet: No

Optimus, Wheeljack and Miko: B-but

Ratchet: I said no

*Optimus, Wheeljack and Miko look at each before nodding and screaming*

Optimus, Wheeljack and Miko: BUT WE WANT THEM ALL!!!

Random mother walking by with her kids: Are these your kids?

Ratchet: No, they're adopted and they don't belong to me. They're stalking me but feel free to keep them

Random mother: O-oh I'm good t-thanks *quickly walks away*

Ratchet: Tch

*The trio still yelling and screaming*

Ratchet: *grows a tick mark and brings out his wrench* If you three don't shut up, you're gonna get it

Optimus, Wheeljack and Miko: *shuts up* ...

Ratchet: Finally

Raf: *grabs a lollipop* Hey Ratchet, can I get this please?

Ratchet: Sure, you've actually been good

Optimus, Wheeljack and Miko: *offended gasps*

Raf: Yay!

Optimus, Wheeljack and Miko: Can we get-

Ratchet: No


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