*flashback to who knows Optimus the best*
Megatron: He sits in a lake playing with rubber duckies in his free time
*flashback ends*
How did Megatron actually know this?
Megatron: *walking through a forest* Stupid autobots, stealing my snickers...
Rock: *exists*
Megatron: *talking to said rock* The autobots are stupid right? I love and NEED snickers more than they do but NOOOO they were like, "Oh? This is your snicker? Too bad, say bye bye!" and crushed it while they laughed like a maniac and left!
What actually happened
Megatron: *about to eat a snicker*
Bulkhead: *shoots Megatron causing him to drop snicker*
Megatron: *le gasps*
Arcee: *thinking it was something he was going to use for evil and grabs it*
Megatron: Oi that was mine!
Arcee: Here Bulkhead catch! *throws it*
Megatron: Nooooo!
Bulkhead: *catches it but accidentally squishes it* Huh? *opens his servos* Oh...
Megatron: *triggered and rapidly shoots them*
Arcee: Quick! *grabs Bulkhead and drags him through groundbridge*
Megatron: *starts crying* My snickers...
Back to present
Megatron: They were so evil destroying my precious snicker like monsters! Do you think they're stupid?
Rock: ...
Megatron: Ignoring me are you? Fine be that way! *stomps of like a child*
Rock: ...Well that was weird
Back with Megabucket
Megatron: *hears squeaky noises* What is that?
Optimus: *in the lake playing with rubber duckies* Squeak squeeaky squeeeeeeeak!
Megatron: OPTIMUS?!
Optimus: *high pitched scream and covers himself by ducking most of his body in the water only leaving his helm poking out* MEGATRON?!
Megatron: Are you playing with rubber duckies?!
Optimus: Umm...
Megatron: ...
Optimus: ...
Megatron: ...
Optimus: *squeezes rubber duck* squeak...
Megatron: I- um... I think I'm just gonna go now... *slowly backing away*
Optimus: *blinks*
Megatron: Yep backing away, backing away... *quickly transforms and flies away*
Optimus: *shrugs and continues to play with rubber duckies* :D
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Transformers Prime Bloopers and Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of random bloopers to hopefully make you laugh. There are some oneshots I have put in with OC's of mine and the reader because why not? The characters do not belong to me nor do the photos. Except my OC's.
