Transformers Prime Bloopers and Oneshots

Annoying Optimus

This really has nothing to do with the TFP bloopers, I was daydreaming yesterday and this came up in my head. I laughed out of no where because it was really funny.

This is a Bayverse Optimus x Reader and it is set after The Last Knight where Optimus visits Earth since Cybertron is literally above Earth and there are in a base they were given by the government or whatever.

You were currently walking to where Optimus was currently recharging with the most evil grin you've ever had. You were wearing shades and had a hoverboard in one hand with a boombox in the other. You decided to play a song that Optimus found really annoying because once you played it way too many times to him on purpose to the point he found it really annoying.

When you finally found him, you set the hoverboard down and stood on it. Optimus of course hasn't woken up yet as he is recharging peacefully but not for long. You stared at him blankly and started the song and held the boombox above your head as the song began.

Splish splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night

That's right, this song was the song that Optimus really hated. Optimus jolted out of recharge hearing an all familiar song. Then his shock turned into annoyance, that one song he found deeply annoying. Even worse, it was his human sparkmate playing it.

A rub dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everything was alright

Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me
And I opened the door, and then
Splish, splash! I jumped back in the bath
Well how was I to know there was a party going on

Then you began to circle around him on the hoverboard while he remained in his alt mode. Your actions only made Optimus more irritated.

They was a-splishing and a-splashing, reelin' with the feelin'
Moving and a-grooving, rocking and a-rolling, yeah

You sensed his annoyance and smirked and continued to circle around him while the song still played. He suddenly transformed and his faceplate was full of irritation. He walked off but of course that didn't stop you. You followed him around everywhere he went. While all this was happening, Cade and Hound were chuckling while Crosshairs and Bumblebee were dying in the background of laughter to the point lubricant came out of their optics. You struggled to hold in your laughter, seeing that this was way too amusing for you.

At some point, Optimus tried to drive away but unfortunately for him, Crosshairs decided to join in. Crosshairs followed Optimus wherever he drove while laughing. He drove up besides Optimus and you stared at him with a smugged look as you held the boombox in front of you. Optimus tried to speed up and get away but sadly he couldn't.

~Time skip~

Optimus was talking to Cade when he heard 'Splish Splash' and inwardly groaned. He walked off into a corner with you not far behind and began to slowly and repeatedly lightly hit his helm against the wall. When you looked at his faceplate, it looked like he had given up on life. Deciding that you tortured him enough, you turned off the music and took off your shades.

Realising that the song had stopped, he slowly turned to you with the most deadliest glare you had ever seen. If looks could kill, you'd be dead. You gulped and slowly backed up, starting to regret everything.

"(Y/N)."

"Y-yes Optimus?"

"Run."

You didn't need to be told twice. You ran as fast as you could with Optimus chasing you after giving you a little head start. You obviously couldn't out run him as he picked you up and transformed into his alt. Then he came out in his holoform while holding you bridal style and went towards your room located somewhere in the base while you were red in the face.

Everyone who watched silently prayed for you, while some yelled out, 'good luck' and then there's Crosshairs who whistled while shouting, 'Go get her Prime!'.

Bonus:

He made you sit down on a chair and he lectured you. He destroyed your phone. With his sword.