Optimus: We're going on a trip, on our favourite rocket ship~
Megatron: Flying through the sky~
Optimus and Megatron: LiTTle eINsTeiNS!
Bulkhead: What is wrong with them?
Ratchet: Too much high grade
Knockout: Yep
Optimus: *clings to Ratchet* Ratchet, gimme a hug!
Ratchet: Wha- no, let go of me!
Megatron: STARSCREAM!
Starscream: Y-Yes m-my Lord?
Megatron: Why are you wearing heels? Why you look dumb? Why are you called Starscream? Do you scream a lot? Does it sound like a fem-
Starscream: What kind of questions are these?! I'm not answering any of them!
Megatron: Soundwaaave, Starscream is being mean to me
Starscream: No I'm not!
Soundwave: *stands right in front of Starscream*
Starscream: Uhh...
Soundwave: *slaps him in the faceplates*
Starscream: Ow!
Optimus: *snickers* You just got glitch-slapped
Ratchet: Oh primus help me please
Shockwave: This is all illogical
Knockout: Everything is illogical to you
Shockwave: ...
Bulkhead: ...
Knockout: ...
Ratchet: ...
Megatron: Oh we doing a Soundwave now?
Soundwave: ...
Optimus: ...
Megatron: ...
Ratchet: Stop now
Megatron: *jumps off a table* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY *face-plants*
Starscream: Doesn't he remember that he can fly in his alt-mode?
Knockout: Don't you remember he's drunk? Idiot
Starscream: I knew that!
Optimus: Oooh I wanna fly!
Ratchet: Nope, you are not
Optimus: Why? :c
Ratchet: Because you can't fly
Optimus: *sniff* *sniff*
Megatron: *gasps and punches Ratchet*
Ratchet: What the heck?!
Megatron: No hurting the cinnamon roll!
Ratchet: *face-servo* That's it's *knocks both Optimus and Megatron out with his wrench that appeared out of nowhere*
Bulkhead: Why did you do that Ratchet?
Ratchet: Because they're too drunk and they were causing to much trouble
Knockout: Well, I guess this is our time to leave... Starscream carry Lord Megatron back
Starscream: What why me?
Knockout: Because, doctors orders
Starscream: ...
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Transformers Prime Bloopers and Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of random bloopers to hopefully make you laugh. There are some oneshots I have put in with OC's of mine and the reader because why not? The characters do not belong to me nor do the photos. Except my OC's.
