Ratchet: Let it go... let it goo~ *throws wrenches at random vehicons*
Megatron: ...
Starscream: o.O
Ratchet: Can't hold it back anymore *glares and throws wrenches at Megatron*
Megatron: Ow that hurt!
Starscream: *snickers*
Ratchet: *throws a wrench at Starcream's faceplate*
Starscream: *screams and falls*
Megatron: *laughs* HA THATS WHAT YOU GET!
Ratchet: *throws more wrenches at both decepticons*
Megatron: How many wrenches do you have?!
Ratchet: A never ending supply
Megatron and Starscream: O_O Oh scrap...
~~~
*Optimus and Megatron standing on the battlefield about to fight*
Optimus: You should change your mind about the Earth, it is truly an amazing planet
Megatron: Never, everything on this planet is disgusting
Optimus: I have no choice but to use my most convincing way on you
Megatron: What in the pits are you even talking about?
Optimus: *randomly starts singing* You think you own whatever land you land on
Megatron: ...What?
Optimus: The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim... but I know every rock and tree and creature, has life, has a meaning, has a name
Megatron: Sto-
Optimus: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WOLF CRIED TO THE BLUE CORN MOON? OR ASKED THE GRINNING BOBCAT WHY HE GRINNED? CAN YOU SING WITH ALL THE VOICE OF THE MOUNTAIN?
Megatron: Please stop and just kill me
Optimus: Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
Megatron: .-.
~~~
Knockout: *looking at a mirror* Whooo is that mech I see? Staring straight back at me
Breakdown: ...you?
Knockout: Exactly wanna know why?
Breakdown: ...
Knockout: BECAUSE I'M BAT- I'm just kidding, cuz I'm fabulous *poses*
Breakdown: *sigh*
~~~
Miko: *sitting on the couch bored* Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase
Bulkhead: *walks in with Wheeljack and joins in* Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze
Wheeljack: It means no worries, for the rest of your days!
*they start dancing*
All three: It's our problem-free philosophy...
Hakuna Ma-
Ratchet: SHUT UP!
Miko, Bulkhead and Wheeljack: ...rude
Ratchet: Am I suppose to care?
Miko, Bulkhead and Wheeljack: >:[
~~~
Starscream: *standing in front of Megatron*
Megatron: *unconscious*
Starscream: Oh I just can't wait to be ki-
Megatron: *suddenly wakes up and slaps Starscream in the faceplate* Never going to happen
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Transformers Prime Bloopers and Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of random bloopers to hopefully make you laugh. There are some oneshots I have put in with OC's of mine and the reader because why not? The characters do not belong to me nor do the photos. Except my OC's.
