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Miko: *hands Ratchet a balloon* I have no soul, have a nice day!

Ratchet: I don't have one either

~~~

Breakdown: Bah!

Knockout: *shooketh* Staaph, I'm gonna drop my croissant

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Smokescreen: *trips* Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

~~~

Starscream: *rants and rants*

Knockout: You know what, I'm about to say it okay... so

Starscream: What?

Knockout: I don't care that you broke your elbow

Starscream: >:0

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Fowler: Theres only one thing that's worst than a rapist?

Everyone: ...

Fowler: *takes paper off* Boom!

Ratchet: A child

Fowler: No

~~~

*my heart will go on from titanic*

Ratchet: *shopping for groceries with the look that says, 'I hate life'*

Starscream: *passing by with an annoyed look while pushing a trolley*

Knockout and Breakdown: *on that trolley reenacting the scene from titanic*

Ratchet: ...I need more coffee

~~~

*Knockout and Breakdown in a lake*

Miko: Two bros chillin in the hot tub, five feet about cause they're not gay!

Knockout: Shut up you pathetic fleshy

Miko: *yeets out* Whoop!

Breakdown: Is she gone?

Knockout: Yes finally, no where were we? Ah yes, planning on how to steal lollipops without Megatron's knowledge

~~~

Bumblebee: ::Ahh::

Bumblebee: ::Aaaaaahhh::

Bumblebee: ...

Bumblebee: ::AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!::

Autobots and Raf: ...

Miko and Jack: *hears intensive beeping*

Miko: Whats he saying?

Jack: Is he okay?

~~~

Shockwave: Where's the catnip?

Predaking: I don't know!

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