Who Knows Optimus Best?

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Jack: Ratchet who else besides you knows Optimus the best?

Arcee: Jack, you don't have to ask that because I'm the one who knows him the best

Bulkhead: I'm not sure if you are Arcee, I'm pretty sure it's me

Smokescreen And Bumblebee: No me!

Wheeljack: This is going to be interesting

Miko: *grins evilly*

Ratchet: *sighs*

Miko: I know what we can do... a quiz!

Everyone: Huh?

Raf: Yeah! That way we can determine who knows Optimus best

Jack: True

Ratchet: *rolls optics* Great...

A few minutes later:

*All the autoboots except Ratchet standing behind tables with buzzers*

Miko: *doesn't actually know the answers to the questions she has* Okie doki since we're all here, lets get started...Ahem, what's is Optimus's favourite colour?

Bulkhead: *hits buzzer*

Miko: Bulkhead?

Bulkhead: Uhh... Blue?

Miko: No

Smokecreen: *repeatedly spams buzzer*

Miko: Go

Smokecreen: PINK!

Miko: Correct!

Ratchet: *face-servos*

Miko: Okay, what's his favourite food?

Bumblebee: ::Pancakes!::

Miko: Yes!

Ratchet: Let me try, okay... what is Optimus' favourite line?

*everyone now completely ignores the buzzer and answers anyways*

Arcee: Two wheelers are great!

Bulkhead: It's time to wreck it?

Smokescreen: Gotta go fast!

Bumblebee: ::YEET!::

Ratchet: I am ashamed that you are all my comrades

Miko: Eh moving on, what does Optimus do in his free time

Bulkhead: Recharges?

Smokescreen: Stands on a cliff stoically while monologuing awesomely about the Earth and protecting it and all the humans

Everyone: ...

Miko: ...Lets just go with recharging, what's his favourite show?

Everyone: ... I don't know

Megatron: *magically appears out of nowhere* You fools

Everyone: MEGATRON?!

Megatron: That's right, its me and clearly you are all idiots, I know Optimus more than all of you

Smokecreen: Oh yeah?! What are the answers

Megatron: Fine then... Optimus's favourite colour is blue and red, he loves tacos, his favourite line is 'No matter the cost' and he sits in a lake with rubber duckies in his free time and his favourite show is Mickey mouse clubhouse, BAM!

Miko and Smokecreen: LiES!

Ratchet: It's true

Everyone except Megatron: *gasp*

Megatron: *wearing shades while dancing in victory*




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