Worthy for a sword

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*cool awesome cybertronian sword on a stone for absolutely no reason ever*

Megatron: Hah, clearly I'm worthy for such a sword

Optimus: In your dreams

Megatron: Oh yeah?! *tries to pull out sword but cant* wait what?! Why won't it work!

Optimus: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Megatron: sHuT uP!

Optimus: *tries to pull sword out but fails as well*

Megatron: PFFT-

Optimus: Hey! Not like you can do it!

Megatron: Whatever! *tackles Optimus*

Ratchet: *tries to pull the sword out but can't either and just gives up* Eh, it's just a sword

Starscream: FOOLS! Only I'm worthy of this sword *tries but fails just as horribly and fails on his cyberbutt* ...

Everyone: ...

*cricket noises*

Starscream: ...

Optimus and Megatron: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT DO IT EITHER

Starscream: *tackles them both*

Everyone else: *tries to do it too but can't and decided to tackle the two leaders and Screamer McHeelie as well cause why not*

Ratchet: *drinking coffee from a mug that says, 'I hate everyone'* You're all children

Soundwave: *casually walks by and grabs sword and walks off without anyone noticing like it was nothing*

Ratchet: *spits out coffee* O-O

Everyone: *stops to see that the sword is gone* Where did it go?!

Ratchet: *coughs* ...

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