Blackpink Oneshots

lisoo - dial a ride

'chaeng, can't i just bail on him, i really don't want to go.' jisoo whined, dodging the clothes rosé was chucking at her. 'yes, you have to! you've ditched him three times now! you're just still lucky that he asked you again, i sure as hell wouldn't have.' rosé replied, looking at the outfit she threw together.

'here, put this on,' rosé said, handing a black and white checked, mid thigh dress. jisoo caught it just before the hanger poked her eye out and heaved a sigh. jisoo made her way to her en suite bathroom and got changed very slowly in the hopes she'll be late to this 'date' she has to go to. she looked herself over in the mirror and a cold shiver made its way up her body. jisoo shook herself and was about to speak when she was stopped by a black blazer being thrown her way.

'how did you know i was cold?' jisoo said amazed as she slipped into the blazer. 'i have my ways' rosé replied picking up a pair of white socks and white sneakers. rosé laid them on the edge of the bed and scrolled through her phone.

'here, look at this,' rosé started after a few minutes of silence. jisoo held a finger up for rosé to wait as she tied her shoelace. once she was done, she walked over to rosé and peered over her shoulder. 'if your date happens to be that bad, you can use this app!' rosé stated shoving her phone into jisoos hand.

'date-over?' jisoo asked scrolling through the app. 'yeah! i've used it a few times when my dates have been boring as heck! you just request someone to come make an excuse for you to leave and they take you home, it's actually a life saver.' rosé shrugged, getting on her coat taking her phone back from jisoo. 'download it now and see what happens tonight!' rosé said before slamming the door closed.

jisoo sighed again and picked up her bag and phone. she sat on her bed until the clock hit 6:30pm and made her way to the restaurant. on her way, she downloaded 'date-over' just incase.

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'so then, my brother and cousin ended up in jail! can you believe it?! after all that! jeeze!' the prim and proper guy spoke, a little to animatedly to jisoos liking. jisoo was itching to use 'date-over' since he arrived 30 minute late. from that point on, he had been talking about himself. never even stopped while eating the first course of the meal. jisoo just painfully laughed along and waited for the perfect moment to use the restroom to request her exit.

'hah no i can't believe it! if you'll excuse me, i just have to use the little girls room.' jisoo said, grabbing her bag while standing. 'is taking your bag necessary? it's not like you're going anywhere?' the guy said, rolling his eyes at jisoo. 'personal stuff love.' jisoo gritted out and stalked to the bathroom.

'fucking self centred ASS HOLE!' jisoo fumed as she stepped into the bathroom. she immediately took out her phone and opened the app and hovered over the buttons.

'driver only'
'excuses only'
'excuse and driver'

'fuck it, rosé why didn't you help me with this before you left!' jisoo grumbled to herself trying to navigate through the app. she clicked 'excuse and driver' and entered all her necessary information.

'reason for request' was next and jisoo certainly had reasons for the request. she put 'freakishly snobbish, self absorbed ass hole' and clicked continue. the next section was profiles of people to help. jisoo didn't really have time to look through them so she clicked on the first one that showed up. jisoo clicked the process button and walked back when she knew help was coming. she walked back to the table and put on a sickeningly sweet fake smile as she sipped her red wine.

the next ten minutes went painfully slow but jisoo managed a few more glasses of wine before a slim blonde made her way over to jisoos table. the sight made jisoos heart beat double time as she took a long look at the blonde. she was beautiful, jisoo silently thanked rosé for the app and smirked to herself.