"Hi."
"Hey."
"Can i ask you something?"
"sure." sabay ngiti ni Sam
"are you and Frank together?"
"what do you mean?"
"is he your boyfriend?" nagulat si Sam sa tanong ni Ian.
'why is he asking me that? is it too obvious? HAHA that monkey? us? HELL NO. we're just friends. he's just helping me. that's all. why would he think the monkey's my boyfriend? stupid.'
"no. why?" bakas sa mukha ni Ian ang galak.
"can i be your boyfriend?"
'whaaaat? me? yes! yes! Oh my gosh! is this for real? oh my gosh! oh my gosh! yes! am i too obvious with my reaction right now? am i blushing? i hope not. oh my gosh. i can't believe he's asking me this right now.'
"uhh. okay." at napangiti naman siya. niyakap siya ni Ian sabay sabing,
"Thanks."
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"Oh my gosh! you wouldn't believe what happened." tuwang tuwang sabi ni Sam kay Frank.
"what happened? you shit on your pants?" sabay ngiti
"i hate you! i din't shit on my pants! geeez. you're unbelievable."
"YOU'RE... unbelievable. you have no idea how much you scared me with that spank. i thought i'm gonna die right now. geeez."
"HAHA i'm sorry. i'm just excited. i'm just happy. i don't know. it's like, i feel something that i can't describe it really well." at nakangiti na naman ito
"so, you don't know how to describe your feelings after you had shit on your pants?" sabay tawa ng malakas. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
"I HATE YOU! i said i didn't shit on my pants. your... you're STUPID! ."
"okay. tell me what happened."
"nevermind. i guess you don't wanna know it anyways." sabay cross ng arms at walk out.
"wait. sit. i wanna know what happened." sabay ngiti nito sa kanya.
"naaaah. i don't wanna talk about it anymore. i'm not in the mood."
"why? are you on your period?" sabi ni Frank habang pinipigilan ang kanyang tawa
"NOOOOO!" at bumulusok sa galit si Sam.
"relax! by the way, ang sarap mong asarin. HAHA"
"what does that mean?"
"it only meant..." napaisip si Frank ng isasagot at tumingin sa muka ni Sam.
"...i like your eyes." sabay ngiti.
"oh. thank you. ang sah^ rap mo a. sa^ rin too." at ngumiti siya habang napatawa naman si Frank sabay sabing,
"Salamat."
puro kalokohan talaga tong alam ni Frank. kung anu-anong tinuturo kay Sam.
"okay. so i was saying, Ian ask me to be her girlfriend." sabay ngiti ng napakahaba
"i thought you're not gonna say it." ngumiti siya pero nakacross arms lang si sam
"so, he did? HAHAHA what did you say?" patuloy niya
"of course i said yes." excited na sagot nito
"oh. wow. that was quick. HAHA"
"i like him. he likes me. why would i make it longer? why would i make him wait? why would i make him suffer? if were gonna be together anyways, why not just now?"
BINABASA MO ANG
My Idiot Bff
Hayran KurguSam and Frank were best friends since high school. They were like siblings. One day, one of them ate the forbidden apple and became smart. Smart enough to feel more than just friend for the other. But too coward to let that feeling prevail. Will tha...