My Idiot Bff

16. the PLAN

"...here's the plan."

"wait! i don't know if it will work again. you know? the "jealous" thing"

"trust me to this my friend"

"i don't know. how will i know that he likes me too? i mean, *sigh* i don't really know"

"okay. first, you need to reconcile with him as soon as possible"

"how?"

"do your thing. you know how. its like, you girls. how do you be wanna reconciled by your loved ones?"

"suyuin mo Sam. lambingin mo. pag gusto ka nun, bibigay agad yun."

"don't yell at him okay?"

"just be yourself sis."

"what if he..."

"just go with the flow"

"what's next?"

"then, if everything's okay tell him your feelings"

"how will i know that everything's okay?"

"feel Sam. feel the beat of your heart!"

"Psh! this is stupid nonsense!"

"and if that doesn't work, i'll pull the 'JEALOUSY' act again..."

"but you..."

"this time, i'm with my babe!"

"huh? how will that work?"

"easy!!"

"first, he'll see me with my babe still together but the next thing he'll know is that, i'm hanging out with you"

"how does that work?"

"let me finish Sam!"

"second, he'll confront me again"

"did he ever confront you before?"

"a lot of times and its all because of you.. his BESTFRIEND!"

"yaa. BESTFRIENDS"

"okay. he'll confront me again then talk shits to my face and this time, imma punch him HARD!"

"what?"

"yaa! so he'll wake up from his denials!"

"i don't like that Ian. why would you hurt him?"

"cuz he's an asshole!"

"babe!"

"i know. he's an idiot"

"then he'll come after you. telling you to stay away from me. then you'll live happily ever after"

"haha are you crazy?"

"but the worst thing will happen if he ignored all the efforts Sam and go back to the Philippines. so please, don't waste time."

"*sigh* i really don't know if i wanna do this."

"remember, just go with the flow"