Banter || Hemmings

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I kept feeling a ping in my head, causing me to groan. I sat up and rubbed my eyes before looking at Michael. I knitted my eyebrows together and saw a bunch of blonde on the desk.

“What the fuck?” I whisper yelled at him.

“You fell asleep so I was doing some pruning,” he smirked.

I hit him upside the head the head and he winced. I swept my hair onto the floor and ran my fingers through the hair I had on my head.

“Did you give me a bald spot?” I asked.

“No,” he scoffed.

“Mr. Hemmings. Mr. Clifford. Is there any particular reason why you’re talking?” Miss Brier asked.

“Just making sure Michael didn’t give me a bald spot Miss,” I answered and she just rolled her eyes.

“Your fault for falling asleep,” he whispered with a smirk.

“I will castrate you,” I warned.

“You coming to Ash’s for Halloween tonight?” he asked.

“Yep. Have my costume in a bag by my font door,” I said and he offered me his hand for a high five.

When I slapped his hand with mine our names were called again, “anything either of you young men want to add to our discussion about the last supper?” (is this what people study at religious schools during bible studies? I remember doing this when I went to Rangers but please correct me if I’m wrong)

“No but can I ask about something else?” Michael asked.

“Depends,” Miss Briar told him with her sour expression.

“Why is being gay a sin?” he asked.

“Because god intended men and women to be together not men and men or women and women,” she told him.

“But doesn’t the bible tell us that everyone is the same and we should love everyone?”

“Yes,” she said with pursed lips.

“And didn’t god make us the way we are?”

“Does this have any sort of relevance Mr. Clifford?”

“Doesn’t he?” Michael pushed.

“Yes,” she sighed.

“Then god made people gay,” he said then smiled.

“He’s right Miss. You just agreed to it too,” I told her.

“Both of you have detention and need to get out of my classroom right now,” she spat angrily.

We both grabbed our stuff before walking out and heading to our lockers. There was only ten minutes left until lunch so we decided to get to the bleachers to pick Ashton and Blake up from P.E.

“What are you two doing here?” Mr. Brian asked us.

“We got kicked out of Bible Studies so we came to watch coach,” I told him.

He sighed before telling us to take a seat on the bleachers. I smirked to Michael as we sat up the top. The practice didn’t run for much longer before the students in the class ran to the change rooms. After a while Ashton and Blake emerged; Ashton  with his hands ruffling his hair.

“Mr. Irwin tuck your shirt in,” Mrs. Dudley scolded.

“I will in a sec Mrs,” he called as she walked off. “Stupid bitch,” he said then walked over to us.

“What’d you do this time?” Blake asked.

“Michael proved that being gay is ok and God made you that way,” I smirked.

“Good job b…” I knew what he wanted to say but he never said it when other people were around, especially in a place like this.

“Hey homo,” Ashlynn said to me as she walked by.

“Hey leprechaun,” I said back.

“Real original,” she scoffed then walked off.

“I seriously have no idea what’s up with her,” I told the guys.

“Maybe she has an obsession with you,” Calum said, appearing out of nowhere.

“Maybe she collects your hair and is making a doll that she sleeps with at night,” Ashton smirked.

“She’d have plenty of it if she was in our Bible Studies class,” Michael laughed.

I punched his arm with all I had, making him whine. I poked my tongue out at him before we all took a place in the lunch line.

“I hope they have pizza,” Michael said.

“Of course that’s the first thing you say,” Ashton told him.

“Not my fault,” he shrugged.

“Leave him alone,” Blake told Ashton.

“Thank you,” Michael smiled.

I rolled my eyes at the three and took a step closer to the counter. I ended up just getting a pie and chocolate milk before sitting at an empty table. The four soon joined me and we started random conversations.

“What are you going as tonight again?” Blake asked Calum.

“A mime,” he replied.

“Lame,” Ashton told him.

“Really now?” Calum sassed.

“I’m going as Freddy Kruger,” he smirked.

“Tweedledum and Tweedledee,” Michael smiled.

“Fits,” Calum mumbled.

“Jack ass,” Blake cursed. 

“What are you going as Luke?” Calum asked.

“Beetlejuice,” I said proudly.

They all started at me for a while before smiles broke out on their faces, “that’s actually pretty smart. And Because Beetlejuice is a pervert than you can go around acting like him and not get into trouble,” Calum told me.

“Well I would be one step further in my conquest if fucking Ashlynn didn’t ruin my chances yet again,” I groaned.

“But she has a point dude. Grade nine? Really?” Ashton told me.

“Well I’ve gotten nowhere with anyone else. And I don’t want some twelvie, they probably have more experience than I do”

“True dat,” Michael said and we all chuckled.

“Ashton, you’re screw mate,” I told him.

“Why?”

“You know nothing about special effects makeup”

“Blake’s sister is helping me”

“Well…more like her friend is helping,” Blake corrected him.

“Fine. Blake’s sister’s friend is helping me. I’ve seen her work and she’s bloody fantastic”

“Maybe I could get her to help me out”

“She would. She seemed pretty keen to do Ashton’s”

“Yes but I’m just gorgeous and getting to do burnt skin is a challenge”

“You’re a challenge to sit with,” Calum mumbled but Ashton wacked him upside the head.

“It’ll be harder next time,” he warned.

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