*Revamp of the original
You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime?
This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol
I wake up inside Toys-Were-Us, why? No idea, Chicken Nugget lie next to me with all his cuteness. I had to think to ask him why he was still alive after I ate him, but seeing him again was just so thrilling.
"Chicken Nugget!"
"Y/N!"
"How are you still alive?"
"I can never die, I am with you always and forever."
"Kiss me you fool!" Chicken Nugget grabbed me with the force of a lion and kissed me passionately while somehow pinning me down with no limbs. I just wanted to lie there and make-out on the gross ass dead floor of Toys-Were-Us. Geoffrey the giraffe starred at us with his vacant dead eyes while we rolled out tongues in each other's mouths except Chicken Nugget didn't really have either of those so it was weird because I felt every part of Chicken Nuggets non existent mouth and tongue. The excitement of Geoffrey the giraffe watching us was really turning me on.
"Do you wanna beat up kid outside of Toys-Were-Us baby?" I asked sensually.
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna beat them so hard!" We then proceed to beat the living shit out off fifty seven kids outside of Toys-Were-Us. After we finish Chicken Nugget asks, "wanna beat up kids outside Walmart?"
"Hell yeah!" We then beat the living shit out of sixty eight children outside Walmart, bringing our total of children with the living shit beaten out of them up to one hundred and twenty five. We were about to head out when Spongebob appears out of nowhere.
"What is your desire?" Spongebob demands.
"Give me a dollar!" I answer. He gives me a dollar. "Thank you yellow and porous one."
"You are very much welcome Y/N." Spongebob then disappears into a pineapple at a grocery store somewhere in Kansas.
"Wow a whole dollar Y/N!" Chicken Nugget screams.
"I know right!" I shout.
"You could support a whole family with that!" Chicken Nugget tells.
"Yeah, I've always wanted a family, but I'm afraid Karen's gonna take the kids," I say with sadness in my heart, feeling for all those poor oppressed gamer souls who have had Karen take the kids. Gamers really are the most oppressed, stay woke kids.
"I would never take the kids Y/N," Chicken Nugget says softly staring at me. A year rolls down my face.
"Thank you Chicken Nugget, that means so much." We then go on the Minecraft server to find out someone got admin privileges and made the server lag, also all our Minecraft dogs died because they summoned a fuck ton of Withers so the main God admin had to /kill all animals. After that to get out anger out we stated leashing animals to fence about nine to fifteen blocks off the ground and watching them bounce. It was really fun.
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