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Y/N POV
Me and Chicken Nugget's vacation to Auschwitz Adventureland was cut short and we didn't want to go back right away after how they treated us. They wouldn't let us on that special ride even though we had season passes.
Me and Chicken Nugget instead decided to go to the grocery store. The grocery store was one of me and Chicken Nugget's favorite place to go. We loved it so much in fact that we placed our spawn there. Hopping in our dishwasher we drove over our neighborhood pedophile's lawn to show our dominance. Chicken Nugget had threatened many times to piss on said neighborhood pedophile's lawn but since he had no genitals it was impossible. We passed a rabbit lying on the side of the road with tier marks.
"Why is the Easter Bunny taking a nap?" I asked Chicken Nugget. Chicken Nugget
"I am not sure," said Chicken Nugget after pondering this a while. I quickly grew bored with the subject when we reached the grocery store. Hail the star gods, the wood chip gods, and Tyler Fortnite Ninja Blevins. We were greeted by a geisha. She wore an elegant dress and her white powdered face was exquisite . The geisha walked us into the store. The coolness of the grocery store washed over us. My pants were still on fire but fuck it. Chicken Nugget grabbed a shopping cart and drove me around as I sit laughing and screaming out of joy. We saw some children bullying a rabbit about cereal. We stocked up on box cake, and got some free samples of pretzels. In the produce area I took a banana and chomped the middle with the peal still on. It was so delicious. Me and Chicken Nugget danced so the music which played softly in the grocery store. Somehow, there was still to be more fun! We partied and did shots of orange juice and mouthwash, we took cans of whipped cream and creamed each other in the face. Again and again around and around we just hammered the cow to the ceiling with a kayaking nudist. Oh how we made the mountains move. Euphoria! Oh here it comes!
"I need more, fuel my addiction, I just wanna feel more!" I screamed
"I truly am a glutinous man," Chicken Nugget declared.
AN: We did it reddit, we reached the end of this chapter
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Chicken Nugget X Reader
Lãng mạn*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol
