A/N: Hello all, it's not a 12 year old boy
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This ones for the boys
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Our date at Auschwitz Adventure land was cut short by a pink cardboard vagina that pussyfoot towards me.
"Is there something wrong?" Chicken Nugget asks taking charge. I love it when he takes charge. Being dominated by him is a deep desire I have, but I'm getting off track.
"The council is yelling at a 4 year old."
"Ew!" I say thinking about Caillou.
"Come on, let's go!" Chicken Nugget yells. The pink cardboard vagina took us in her tube. We passed through the dimensions of torture. Where realities were our nightmares because we can no longer dream them any worse. The door to the council opens and there is a 4 year old crying like a little bitch.
"We have decided your fate, you have failed the vibe check!" The hamster said.
"I don't wanna!" Cried the little bitch ass 4 year old.
"Suck my cock," I said walking in.
"Who are you?" The bitch boy asked.
"I'm Joe," I said.
"Joe who," asked the whiny brat.
"Joe mama," I say. The kid starts to cry for his real mother. He probably still drinks breast milk.
"We don't take kindly to your type," Chicken Nugget says spitting at his feet.
"He was caught watching Jake Paul and he stole his mothers credit card to buy the $500 a year course to learn how to be a YouTuber. Even worse, he invested in a crypto currency called 'PaulCoin' ," said the council.
"Oh my, I think we need to bring in Ponzi Scheme the Sloth in for this," I exclaimed. Black smoke blasted out of no where.
"Voldemort?" Asked Chicken Nugget.
"It is I, Ponzi Scheme the Sloth," called Ponzi Scheme the Sloth.
"I just want more merch!" Wailed the 4 year old.
"Shut up, God, this is why I hate Ohio. They breed the worst people... actually no that's Utah, fucking Mormons," said the hamster of the council.
"Yep, he sure fell for a Ponzi Scheme." Ponzi Scheme the Sloth claimed dramatically then left.
"I think it's time (Y/N)," said Chicken Nugget. My pants flared up in excitement at the prospect of young little boy flesh. I ingested Chicken Nugget, feeling his member slide down my throat.
"Get fucked little boy," I yelled. As I beat the living shit out of him. I forgot the he might have AIDS though. So I had to quickly run to the grocery store and buy some raw milk. I drank it without thinking and got salmonella. Thankfully whilst I was sick, Chicken Nugget took great care of me and even wore a sexy nurse outfit to make me feel better.
A/N: Yeah boys, we did it! Yay! Goodbye see you soon (hopefully) (insert merch plug and outro music here)
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Chicken Nugget X Reader
Romance*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol
