Chicken Nugget X Reader

When (Redacted) Tries to Form a Relationship with the Office

A/N: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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This chapter is for all my gamer boys during exams, I, a faithful women will stay in the kitchen and have dinner ready for you when you come home. With love and affection please read when you feel stressed to try and keep your smart capable minds intact. I salute you!

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Y/N POV

     After the fiasco that was my ex, me and Chicken Nugget spent some well deserved rest together  despite the fact my pants were on fire. However, the love I felt for him masked any concern I had. Our relationship was becoming too amazing for my compression at times. Even the smell of his sultry, warm, ground poultry insides, and salty, golden, baked to perfection skin made my mouth wet for him. Left to ourselves in darkness on the couch, our only heat was each other's passion and the fire on and in my pants if you pick up what I'm laying down. Days spent in each other's arms even though Chicken Nugget having no arms were too amazing. Despite it being impossible for Chicken Nugget to hold me, he still did it which made him even more romantic and sexy.  Looking into his nonexistent eyes as he stared back into mine, we made time fly by. I just wanted to stay with him and him alone forever. Reaching  into my soul he touched me in ways that were advertiser friendly, but they made my body warm and my feelings for him purely blissful. I could go on and on about him, but I only have to get the video to ten minutes for that sweet sweet ad revenue.

     Our adventure today was delivered by an old friend, Carl Azuz, and his cancerous puns. However, we let it slide because he was the king of getting the video to ten minutes and he helped us waist class time. Let's admit it, middle school was slightly more bearable with him. 

     "Friday's are awesome," Carl said. 

     "I prefer Saturday's Carl but whatever floats your boat I guess," I said.

     "I come from getting my ass philled by Phil Swift and his flex seal, I would like you two to help destroy the evil company, SealFlex™ Which is threatening my baby. It seems to have created a hole so deep in his heart that not even flex seal could fix it."

     "We're on it!"

     "Yeah!"

     "Thank you." Carl then opened his mouth probably to make a god awful pun but I slapped him. 

      "No!" He grinned 

      "You could never seal me away, I guess I'll just seal you later and flex out of here." I then exploded from pure cringe. Thankfully when I spawned back in Chicken Nugget picked up my items right away so Carl wouldn't steal them. He dropped my items and I picked them up. My Minecraft diary was in there, if Carl got that there would be big news over on CNN10.

     The leader of SealFlex™ was at a pub so me and Chicken Nugget came round and helped ourself to a couple of pints which were obviously just root beers with the lads. When a The evil bad SealFlex™ came round we launched our attack.

     "Are you drunk?" I asked him.

     "I'm positively hammered, I'm obviously drunk." Chicken Nugget and I laughed. With the power of understanding the unexplainable YouTube algorithm which I acquired one time when I had lunch with Susan "my last name is polish and hard to say and spell". As I was thinking about investing in YouTube myself. Anyway, Big Bad Daddy Demonetization came down and struck SealFlex™. 

     "Nice ass, dumbass!" I screamed and the Chicken Nugget carried me out of the bar on his big strong manly shoulders.

A/N: That's it, make sure to use protection or you'll end up like your mom with a child you don't want.