A/N: Porn porn porn
Discord: https://discord.gg/hdgqejGs
Y/N POV
Some people are genuinely stupid. The idols we adore because they have money, the people we love because we have known no time where we haven't and at this point it is too cumbersome to stop, our friends other friends, and the ridiculously flamboyant friendly neighbors who mow the lawn everyday instead of every two to three days like a normal person so now I have to mow the lawn so my lawn doesn't look stupid. I'm tired of the useless idiots who make me question the integrity of my own race of people. Chicken Nugget never makes me feel that way. His being is so great that I doubt there to be an idiot Chicken Nugget. Forced indoors by the quarantine I am left alone with Chicken Nugget. We've gotten so bored, that shoving scissors up my asshole and digging around seems like a viable option on what to do.
"Hey, I'm bored, wanna watch paint dry?" I ask Chicken Nugget.
"How about a discord call with the homies ," Chicken Nugget says.
"Yeah! Speaking of discord, did you know there is a sever just for our little community?"
"Oh yeah, you can find our server at https://discord.gg/hdgqejGs."
"Okay, ad over. Who needs raid shadow legends or lords mobile when you got cool ads like this?"
"Wait a minute, before we move on it seems that almost half of you guys aren't subscribed. So to combat this shocking statistic I would like to direct your attention to the little orange plus mark at the top of the screan. If you click that button I can promise that one person out there in the world will actually love you. That would be Paul Blart Mall Cop. Also, while you're at it, click the star."
"Alright, let's move on for real. I'm tired of bullying kids online, it's boring."
My and Chicken Nugget walk downstairs to find my friend Dr. Phil "Wow there Dr. Phil, shouldn't you be overseeing all those kids at the ranch?"
"I have people to watch over them, I'm actually here to marry you and your beloved."
"W-what?!" I ask. I look at Chicken Nugget who shrugs.
"I couldn't wait any longer." Dr. Phil smiled like a precious bean. I just wanna pinch his little old millionaire cheeks. Chicken Nugget and faced. His golden brown figure making me light up inside. Not to be confused with my pants, which are always on fire and lit up a long time ago.
"Do you, Chicken Nugget, take Y/N to be your lawfully wedded husband, through sickness and through health, through trials and through fun, to treasure and hold until death do you part?" Chicken Nugget glowed.
"I darn didily do!"
"And do, Y/N, take Chicken Nugget to be your lawfully wedded husband, through sickness and through health, through trials and through fun, to treasure and hold until death do you part."
"Of course I do!"
"Then by the power entrusted to me by Bog, I pronounce you Chicken Nugget and Chicken Nugget's husband." Dr,Phil claps three times before disappearing leaving behind only a pile of dead babies ashes. I was finally, a married man.
A/N: how cute, they're married! And they didn't even have to cut off their fingers and put them in a jar to pickle over the years!
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Chicken Nugget X Reader
Romance*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol
