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If you don't beat your wife like you beat your meat then you're just like all the other feminist tumblr users! She's property and should pay you property tax.
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Shrek bursted open my door and said in his shrexy onion voice told me that the angel Dormie and him were getting married and he wanted us to attend. Chicken Nugget and I packed our bags and bought them a present. We bought them an onion steamer. Be wanted to make a dramatic entrance so used an atomic bomb to nuke the church. Thankfully, everyone died on impact.
After we used our extra lives to revive ourselves and everything was okay. The ceremony commenced and up I couldn't help but feel my love for Chicken Nugget grow. We should get married. I awoke from my trance to hear.
"That's my big fat pussy!" Context anyone? The ceremony ended and we started the party. There was a pickle pile, and a killing gingtards game. I challenged Owen Wilson to a game of killing gingtards and absolutely destroyed him. I walked over to Shrek and Dorime and wished them a happy marriage. They smiled and had sex in front of everyone. Then it was a huge orgy. Quite fancy if I do say so myself. Sex and snacks, all a man needs. Someone started to play the cha cha slide like they do at every formal dance. So everyone took a break from the shake and did the cha cha slide. After the cha cha slide everyone wasn't feeling up for the orgy anymore and Shrek already came so what was the point anyway? Chicken Nugget's strong manly arms wrapped around my naked body and we danced the night away. I didn't deserve him, but I needed him.
I decided it was time for marriage. The next day I bought a wedding band for Chicken Nugget and manned up.
"I have a surprise for you!" I told Chicken Nugget.
"You do?" I took him to one of our favorite places, nae nae the thots away. Nae nae the thots away is a shooting range where you shoot whores. Once you kill them, you can bring them home and eat them. After an extravagant dinner I popped the question.
"Will you be mine?" I asked.
"Yes! Of course! Yes!" We then made love with the questionable lube from the grocery store.
A/N: How cute, this is a reall uwu moment
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Chicken Nugget X Reader
Romance*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol
