Aveline

Note

Hi. It's me, the author. Malvisage. 

Just a quick note:

This online publication is not meant to offend anyone who does not fall into the following categories:

transphobic, homophobic, racist, sexist, Donald Trump, Andrew Scheer, or a supporter of the listed political figures. Unless simply misinformed, in which case you should do some research, you can get stuffed.

Now here's a quick note on homophobia:

"Oliver!" I screeched. 

"Yes," he groaned.

"I figured something out! Homophobes say LGBTQ+ people are burning in Hell for being LGBTQ+, but they wouldn't be LGBTQ+ if God didn't make them that way, therefore homophobes are the ones burning in Hell for discriminating against one of God's creatures." Oliver blinked.

"That's the most coherent thing you've said in five years." I rolled my eyes. I've been too busy partying with the French Royalty! There was so much sugar, I had only screeched things for the past five years.

My brothers were sick of it.

Btw, I'm bisexual, so homophobes had better be gone.

Thank you for your understanding, and I will be back to normal chapters soon.

But seriously.