Australia: *Gives Philippines a cupcake he baked* Here Philip, hope you'll like it, mate!
Philippines: *eats it*
Australia:
Philippines:
Australia:
Philippines: It's delicious and makes me wanna eat everything you'd give me-
Australia: Well thank you ma-
Philippines: But if you gave me your dick, I wouldn't eat it, I would suck it like a lollipop
Australia:
Australia: *Blushes*
Australia: *Gets a mental image*
Australia: *Falls down to the floor with a flustered face-*
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