Shitty Shitposts-

Philippines is expensive-

Russia: America's been calling you 'Mahal' lately. What's up?

Indonesia: Yeah! Why's he calling you expensive-?

Russia: Wait 'Mahal' means expensive?

Philippines: Well there's two meanings for me

Malaysia: Explain?

Philippines: Mahal means expensive but it can also mean 'love'-

Indonesia: Excuse me what?!

Malaysia: Why's he calling you that?!

Russia: I hate him-

Philippines: BUUUUT-

Malaysia:

Indonesia:

Russia:

Philippines: I think he means by the expensive meaning

Russia: How so?

Philippines: *Clears throat*

Indonesia: Wha-?

Philippines: Shhh

Malaysia: Yeah shhh Indo!

Philippines: Sooo... When I was under the rule of Spain

Philippines: America came for Cuba

Philippines: But then he bought me, Cuba, Puerto Rico from Spain for 20 million dollars-

Russia: *Casually disfunctions from how much dollars were used*

Malaysia: Wow-

Indonesia: You really ARE expensive-

Philippines: Hah!

Philippines: That's not even the last of it!

Russia: *Sighs* And I thought America wasted so many money on the NASA ship...

Philippines: Hey! It was his decision he wasted money on me!

Philippines: Then we had the Philippine-American war.

Philippines: After the war, America used 600 million dollars

Indonesia: I-

Malaysia: Wha-

Russia: