Germany:
Philippines:
Germany: *sighs*
Germany: Why do I like you?
Germany: Why?
Philippines:
Germany: You literally saved the person I hate the most.
Germany: Okay, I'm gonna ask again.
Germany: Why do I like you?
Philippines:
Philippines: I have, uh, food-?
Philippines: And my ass-
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