Shitty Shitposts-

Oooh look the Korean men-

South Korea: Okay...

North Korea: Yeah?

South Korea: I want to propose peace between us

North Korea: Peace? Do you even know what you're talking about?

South Korea: Yes, I do

North Korea: No

South Korea: Why not??

North: You're literally the definition of annoying. You're so annoying it physically hurts me.

South: Wow, thank you so much...

North: *rolls his eyes*

Philippines: *Comes in*

Philippines: Is the peace proposal going well?

South: Uhhh-

North: What the fuck is that-

South: That's Philippines

North: Never heard of him.

Philippines: Oh... Uh, okay I'll leave you two alone??

South: *Puts arm on Philippines' shoulder*

South: Pearl of the Orient Seas, does that ring a bell or something?

North: Nope

South: He helped me in the Korean war.

North: ...

North: Are you sure someone that puny helped in a war and is called the 'Pearl of the Orient' seas?

South: Yes...

North: That's ridiculous

Philippines: Heeeey-

Philippines: That's rude!

North: Aaaannd I don't care

South: *Sighs* Okay everyone just stop talking

Author: *Comes into story*

Author: *Sprinkles some gae glitters on North and South*

North: But I am pretty intrigued with him...

South: Don't touch him

Philippines: *Confused* Wha-

North: I can touch him all I want South

South: You're not obligated to touch him!

North: Why are you being so defensive over him all of the sudden?

South: Since when did you want to touch him?

Author: Wow they have such confusing arguments...

Philippines: Can you two stop-??

South: No-

North: Just let me touch him South-

South: NO!