Author: *Snaps fingers*
Author: Sorry ma dudes but you gotta be in your insane phases-
Author: And have this lil shit in *Throws racist KKK in*
Author: Have Ku Klux Klan-
Kati: Wha- Bakit ako si KKK nanaman?
KKK: Shut the fuck up-!
USSR: Where's my weopons? I need to kill America-
Kati: Eh bakit naman?
Third Reich: Tf are you saying you Jew stealer?
Kati: Ako si Katipunan! Wala ako noong nandito ang Americano na siya ay nagturo ng ingles!
KKK:
USSR:
Third Reich:
KKK: What about we just attack him
USSR: Well he is an American pro country
Third Reich: He stole Israel from me
Kati: Patay...
USSR: *Brings weapons out of nowhere* Время умирать
Translation: Time to die (I used google-)KKK: Hell yeah another target!
Third Reich: Time to suffer.
Kati: Ay shet-
Kati: Wala akong magagawa! Wala akong armas!
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Author: And in the end, they fucked
Author: Jk-
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