Author: Mhm, very normal.
Philippines: You're making my height now?
America: What's his height anyways
Russia: Well compared to me, probably 5'8 or something.
Author: Yeah, but I'm changing it!
Philippines: What do you mean?!
Author: Well, let's see
Canada: Will Philip become taller??
Australia: Probably mate, but we can't expect much.
America: Hehe, but I already like Philip's height~!
Philippines: No!
Germany: Well, what would you mean by exceeds?
Philippines: Wait what?! *poofs*Philippines: *Is now 5'3*
Indonesia: *Gaaassppp* Philip is shorter than me-
Philippines: Oh god I'm so small-
America: AWWWW
Russia: That's cute
Australia: oh god y'all are making him so adorably short- *faints*
South: I guess we all know who's always gonna be spooned~
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