What a very short man

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Author: Mhm, very normal

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Author: Mhm, very normal.

Philippines: You're making my height now?

America: What's his height anyways

Russia: Well compared to me, probably 5'8 or something.

Author: Yeah, but I'm changing it!

Philippines: What do you mean?!

Author: Well, let's see

Canada: Will Philip become taller??

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Canada: Will Philip become taller??

Australia: Probably mate, but we can't expect much.

America: Hehe, but I already like Philip's height~!

Philippines: No!

Germany: Well, what would you mean by exceeds?

Germany: Well, what would you mean by exceeds?

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Philippines: Wait what?! *poofs*

Philippines: *Is now 5'3*

Indonesia: *Gaaassppp* Philip is shorter than me-

Philippines: Oh god I'm so small-

America: AWWWW

Russia: That's cute

Australia: oh god y'all are making him so adorably short- *faints*

South: I guess we all know who's always gonna be spooned~

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