Shitty Shitposts-

Fox, Rabbit, Wolf

Philippines: *Gets bunny ears and tails*

China: *Gets fox ears and tails*

Russia: *Gets wolf ears and tails*

Philippines: Ha?!

Russia: ...cool?

China: Oooh, Philips a prey~

Philippines: Yo get away from me-

China: Why not~

Philippines: Russia help!

Russia: Why would I help a prey?

Philippines: Wha-

China: Now that I think of it, what kind of prey are you, for food, or...

Russia: The latter

Philippines: Well shit-

Philippines: *Starts running*

China: Hey come back little bunny~!

China: *runs after him*

Russia: God, so childish.

Russia: *Joins China*

Philippines: NO I'M NOT SACRIFICING MY ASS-

China: You will!

Philippines: I'M TOO SMALL FOR YOU TWO-

I have no inspiration anymore TwT