Philip: I think kuya America cracked...
Canada: Saaame... *drinks his maple syrup*
Russia: What do you mean?
Philippines: We can't explain kuya Russia-
Russia: Sure... Okay
Philippines:
Canada:
Russia:
*Someone's footsteps were heard nearby*
Philippines: OH SHIT PUTA-
Canada: RUN-
Russia: *Blinks because he has no idea what America's footstep pattern is like-*
Philippines: *Hears the footsteps stop*
America: *Busts in* FUCKING 69 YO-
Canada: Oh god-
Russia: Jesus fucking Christ-
Philippines: *Sobbing*
America: 69696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696-
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