Every country: *In a meeting*
Philippines: *Proposing some ideas*
Radio: *Being background noise*
Philippines: And that's my idea
England: That sounds wonderful my boy
Philippines: *goes back to his seat*
Spain: So, how's life?
Philippines: My people keep singing and playing an annoying song
Spain: Well what is it?
Philippines: I'd rather not talk about it.
America: I'm gonna change the station of the radio.
America: *Goes to the radio and starts changing to different stations*
Radio: I'm in lo-
America: *Changes*
Radio: It is reported tha-
America: *Changes it again*
Radio: I love it when you call me Señorita~
Philippines: *Takes out gun*
Philippines: *Shoots radio*
England: Oh dear-
America: Woah! What the fuck Philip-?
Russia: Sunshine why'd you shoot the radio-?
Spain: *Comes in realization what song Philip was talking about*
Spain: Okay I get it now-
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