Author: Mm, papi is gonna be in a bad time
Philippines: Bless me Lord, please
Kati: Good morning
Soviet: Mm~
Nazi: *grins*
England: Good mornin' young lad~
Author: Why, wha
Kati: *Tilts his head* What?
Philippines: We did nothing if that's what you were thinking!
England: Hah? I remember we had a five some last night
Philippines: Oh my go-
Nazi: *clicks tongue* no need to lie anymore
Soviet: *Hugs Philippines*
Soviet: You're a lil' slut who lies, cute
Philippines: Shut.
England: You raised a cute son, Kati
Kati: Eh, he's always been like that
Philippines: ...
Author: Mm
Author: I'll just leave you all to your kinky business then
Philippines: Oh dear lord
Philippines: *groans* Kati not like thaaat
Kati: *licks Philips neck*
Soviet: Time to share your body once again, comrade!
Nazi: Or break it.
England: *Bites Phils neck* mhm
Author: *Puts curtains down* no, only in lemon books will this continue goddamnit
Author: Cleanse your eyes people
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