Countries: *In a restaurant*
Philippines: Wow, this all looks delicious!
America: I know right?
France: Glad I picked this place
Spain: *Was just praying for the food*
Russia: *Reaches out for the food-*
Philippines: *Brings out a gun*
All the guests in the restaurant: *Screaming and gasping*
Philippines: Y'all better fucking pray for the food
Philippines: You're not Christian? Well fuck that, not under my watch-
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