Philippines: I believe I can fly~!
Philippines: I believe can touch the sky~!
Russia:
Philippines: What?
Russia: Sunshine, you're on an electricity wire
Philippines: Oh shit-
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Philip: I believe I can fly-
Philip: I WAS SHOT BY THE FBI-!
Philip: *Points at America*
And thus, that's how the Philippine-American war started (Not really-)
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Philippines: I believe I can fucking fly~!
Philippines: Nahulog sa tulay-
(I ain't translating-)
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Fiksi PenggemarWelcome to this collection of CountryHumans Shitposts uwu Btw, these are Phil x Countries
