Shitty Shitposts-

THIS AIN'T INCEST I SWEAR-

Martial: *Laughing while suffering*

Martial: Why am I real, aren't I suppose to be a side of yours?

Philippines: Tf am I suppoused to do, my imagination just became real-!

Philippines: *Points at Del*

Del: Wait what-

Philippines: *Touches Del's...

(*cough*)

Biceps*

Philippines: See he's real-

Martial:

Martial:

Philippines: What?

Del:

Philippines: *Brings hand down a bit-* What-?

Philippines: *Touches 'something'*

Philippines:

Martial: So uhm, how much for two blowjobs from you Philip cause you seem to like dicc-

Philippines: 100 pesos and I'll be your bitch-

Del: Wtf is happening-