Okay but here me out.
What if,
And don't take this personally,
The earth got tickled whenever we walked, and natural disasters are just the earth lashing out at us.
I told you this was gonna be weird, but you didn't listen.
You fool.
Imma go now. I don't think that this even deserves to be elaborated on so bye.
Sincerely, a freakin' idiot.
