ok so heres what happened in the walk uwu
me and ma human girl went to the sainsburys near ma house bc i needed to pee and drimk.
then we went down the road to the area 51 place i was talking about and found trash everywhere. i found an old hammer too, and i used it for some hilarious antics which the human girl found so funny she peed herself.
we went back to sainsburys to dry the piss but turns out it was just a shadow of old piss that stained.
by then it was like 4pm and we needed to go home so thats what we did but only after buying snacks at the sainsburys.
while we were walking home we were prank calling the child's friends. a group of i assume teenagers in a car drove quickly past us on the road while yelling at us i think. my child almost had a panic attack while i just wanted home. now. pls im just 13 i dont wanna get murdered by druggies uwu.
anyways we went home and told ma dad about those guys and then watched tiktoks until now.
uhhhhh so moral of the story if you go to area 51 and see a hammer, keep it, dont piss your self, and also druggies will yell at you if you're 13 and walking with your 11 year old cousin.
did i mention we're lil kids and these were grown men? yes? sorry, just checking.
uhhhh bye you lil guy make sure you hydrate.
